I was never a believer of ‘Love at First Sight’ but
the instance I saw her, I started humming the song, ‘Ek Nazar Mein Bhi Pyaar Hota Hai’, which obviously proved me wrong and I
knew it immediately that ‘She was the One for me’.
Initially I was very much diffident to approach,
talk to her and know her name but I recited Hanuman Chalisa gathered
strength and suddenly started feeling like a Rahul Gandhi who, God
knows from where, gathered courage to frankly speak with the unstoppable
force Arnab Goswami in a kindergarten interview☺, but as soon as I was
going towards her, than a good friend of mine named Nikhil caught hold of me and
suggested to awaken the feelings of SRK within otherwise all my dreams of
getting her into my life will be decimated just as Sunny Deol ( you guessed
it wrong its ‘Deol’ and not ‘Leone’☻) decimates the enemies in his
movies.
Now, the SRK within was aroused, raring to go
with my hands out-stretched and I energetically but softly asked ‘Can we be
friends’. She, much to the amazement of my friends☻, replied enthusiastically,
‘Obviously why not’.
I was not at all surprised at her reply given the Glamour
Quotient that I possess☺. At this point of time I was feeling like a
Narendra Modi being anointed as the PM of India.
Now let us turn the wheel of Time and go 3 months
forward into the time when we from just
friends became two good friends.
We were roaming in Elliot Park near Maidan in Kolkata. Hold on, we were not
doing any mischievous thing that many are expected to do at Elliot Park☺.
Given the scenic beauty and greenery all around the
park, I thought that this would be a perfect setting to express my feelings and
I without thinking too much and kicking the MMS (ManMohan Singh) out of me…
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Proposing Her...
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I went down upon my knees and expressed all my
feelings to my Lady Love♥♥♥. I spoke everything with love and affection in my
heart and nowhere else in my body (pun intended) ☻. I was literally palpitating
when I was on my knees, my heart was throbbing faster than boys pressing ‘Like’
in Sunny
Leone’s page, hope that you can empathise with me. But some way or
the other I brought down all my involuntary activities of my body to normal so
that I can whole heartedly swing the mood of my ‘to-be-girlfriend’♀,
Natasha.
At last, I spoke, when it seemed as if someone has
used Fevi-Stick in my mouth. I told her the following lines:
Me: You know what Natasha...
Natasha: What? While curling her hairs...☺
M: I feel in Heaven when I look into your eyes...
N: Oh really...
M: Yes my
courteous sweet- heart,
Your lovely
smile is a pain killer for me; the joyous smile of yours is a spell binding
sight for me...your sweet wholesome smile has improved me unknowingly...you
have illuminated my life just as every single star in the constellation
enlightens the universe...
(And I continued without fumbling since
I knew that the SRK within was gone and there was no heyyyyyyy heyyyyyyy kinda stuff
which persisted earlier, sorry SRK fans☺).
She looked over-awed, and I continued,
The
over-abundance of your innumerable sketches in my mind has made me experience
the unnatural love...I aspire to be your man...your absence sends me into
mental agitation...
I promise you
Natasha, I will care for you just as a kangaroo cares for its off-springs...Please
please please accept me as I am struggling to capture the heart of the Goddess
of Beauty that is you, Natasha♥, you and
only you (no matter how many seemed as Goddess of Beauty to
me in the past☻)
She awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwed, (Now, let me share an insight
friends- just as cats mew, dogs bark, girls awwwwwwwwwwwwww) and she
said that was cheesy lines, friend
Now folks, at this point of time, one of two things
can happen which are self-explanatory and can be enumerated as either she can
accept my proposal or rejects my proposal
Contrary to what you might have been thinking, even
after proposing her so enthusiastically, she asked me one stupid question which
at point of time seemed completely out of no-where which most emphatically
substantiated the fact that girls don’t have something up there↑...
N: Do you really love me?
And when I heard this it seemed as if the sky has
fallen upon my head but understanding the sensitivity of the situation and
coming back to normal, in a canter, I
replied-
M: Yes Natasha, I really love you from the bottom of
my heart and for you my heart is bottom-less♥♥♥
She kicked my a** and she told that she couldn't feel the Love in my expressions; she couldn’t feel the pain that I can bear for
her; she couldn't feel the affection in my eyes…
And
after hearing all this, my mental state was such that even the noodles that I
was eating teased me and the Ketchup and Manchurian liked
it!!!
My situation went from ‘Kuch Kuch Hota Tha’ to ‘Ab
Kuch Bhi Nai Hota Hai’ and this was probably the end of our so-called
relationship.
After all this shit that happened in my life I realized a fact that rather than wasting my invaluable time on so-called fairies, I should spend some
quality time with a woman for whose unconditional love I don’t have to showcase pain and feelings in my eyes.
And that woman in ‘MY MOTHER’ who will
obviously ameliorate my life and always give me the best of suggestion during
hardships rather than kicking-my-a**.
“This BlogSpot of mine is humbly and religiously dedicated to all
the women around the world wishing them Happy International Women’s♀ Day on behalf of all men♂. Let me tell you one thing, we love you, admire you, you all are
the symbol of strength as we men don’t have the patience to raise kids. You all
are the creator of mankind and it is definitely because of you who we are
today. You all are adorable, admirable and certainly the most beautiful
Creation of The Almighty!!! Thank you so very much”
DISCLAIMER: This blogpost is completely fictional. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental and unintentional.